My boyfriend hits me with his penis.

It's 'cause he loves me.

- April 7 -

vollove: fuckyeahslightlyamusing: fuckhappiness: louitheghost: (via bikinibottom)

vollove:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

fuckhappiness:

louitheghost:

(via bikinibottom)

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killtheheadlights: fuck-bitches-get-money: (via miserylovescomedy)

killtheheadlights:

fuck-bitches-get-money:

(via miserylovescomedy)

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- March 15 -

I love spargel!!! Yumm… Oh, and Donnie Darko. (via kristinmarshall)

I love spargel!!! Yumm… Oh, and Donnie Darko. (via kristinmarshall)

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Brownie or Poop?

- March 14 -

ME: [looks at finger] Is that brownie or poop?
HIM: [frowns] It's a freckle.

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- March 13 -

primatage: Trent Reznor is popular there. thedailywhat: [photo: izismile.]

primatage:

Trent Reznor is popular there.

thedailywhat: [photo: izismile.]

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CAT CATCHER.

CAT CATCHER.

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say it out loud.

say it out loud.

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